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spiderwoman:

Canada had sex with America, and then they made the two of them and they’re twins. And both of them tried to eat each other in the womb, but they didn’t. They survived. And because of the trauma, they both became actors. - Jake Gyllenhaal

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Oct 04, 2017

joshpeck:

dracumon:

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

(via trust)

Sep 07, 2017

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

(via c-teardrops)

Sep 07, 2017

aceniall:

if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

(via 324432463552434565435241354-dea)

Aug 31, 2017
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Please don’t use ‘I love you’ as a filler when you’ve got nothing to say. Don’t use it as an alternative for ‘sorry’. Don’t use it when you’re feeling bad or mad. Don’t use it to escape an argument. Don’t say it out of pity. Don’t use it against someone.

Instead, please use it wisely. Calm yourself then think once, twice, or maybe even a hundred times before using it. Question yourself before uttering it. Make sure you know it’s what you feel before saying it. Say it only to the right person. Say it because you mean it. Say it because not saying it makes you anxious. Say it because there’s no other word nor phrase that compares to how you feel. Say it because that person earned your trust to hear it and last;

Say this to yourself. You deserve it.

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-  3 am thoughts (via suspend)
Jul 18, 2017

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